Lavoroxan

FOR PROCEDURES REGARDING T-CLASS SCENARIOS, PLEASE SEE THE FOLLOWING ARTICLE: Procedure XK-T1 Lavoroxan (given name Leo Augustus/Leon Sebastos) is one of the premier inhabitants of the server.

On the 7nd of August, 2012, the Curiosity rovers mom (Mars Science Laboratory probe), started measuring the background radiation levels on a foreign planet, the results were immediatly classified as a Q-clearance radiological state secret and hidden away in the Pentagons "Homework" folder.

The French elitist group known as "            ", has on multiple occasions tried to release and keep these results publically avaliable. They have also (and we must, per the governments mandate, remind you that this is TOTALLY fake) claimed that "the 2012 radiological surveys results had detected a energy lattice sorrounding an ordinary mahogany wood plank in orbit around Mars". The elitist group has also claimed that these documents show clear evidence the plank does not follow any euclidean, newtonian, quantum or informational laws.

Lavoroxan has on will teleported out of the containment facility (Claiming to have just "suplexed the walls") in order to contact random individuals for no reason other than amusement. Some of these individuals include a Crackhead Stripper, Several Anime Girls in REAL and 3 accounts of Ara-Ara Milfs. He can sometimes be seen engaging with "Hubs", accidentally teaching him the ways of the Worldstar, a martial art he somehow simultaneously attained from and taught Gainpa, and further refined with his now-deceased student "Binocular Guy".

Lavoroxan is believed to be a fundamental law of physics (read: gravity [REDACTED]) and is being studied by the Special Task Force, Task Force xD.