Halfling Sex

Halfling Sex (pumilio conceptus ovium tempus) is a natural phenomena, affecting a [REDACTED]% of human population. Information about this phenomena is hard to come by, as majority of humans affected become either degenerates, mentally insane or, god forbid, [REDACTED]. Common signs of Halfling Sex occuring in human population include: Disappearances of tall human males, mass hysteria, sudden destruction of local water and food supplies, mental degradation of locals. So far, the only prevention of mass loss of life in this kind of situation is a mass evacuation, proceeded by bombings of local hills and forests. If the survivors of presumed kidnappings are found, there is currently no cure for degeneracy and lunacy that affects them. WARNING! Relief personnel of Absolute Madmen that are reported to be missing during the events of Halfling Sex are to be reported as KIA, and recovery attempts are NOT permitted.